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	When you order a movie the receiver does certain tasks before
you are authorized to view the movie.
some of these might or might not happen or not in this order but for the
most part this is how it works in a logical pov.

		{1} When you order a movie data is saved
		    to a internal harddrive that saves
		    this data for a unknown amount of 
		    time. Probably until the harddrive
		    of unknown space is full then begins
		    re-writing the old data.
		    The data consiting of the following
		    variables in a logical pov:
				-Movie watched
				-Time/date watched
				-Chanel movie was on

		    and this data is saved until later
		    at night when the phone is thought
		    not to be in use then the data is
		    transmitted to Bell and then
		    placed onto your bill that you
		    should receive in a month or so.
		    I have waited months before
		    writing this to make sure the bill
		    doesn't come later on and you lose
		    your internet and jolt for a week
		    due to a $500 bill.



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	So you want to order a movie and not pay like a true h@x0r or
something. It's very simple, before you order your 1st free movie make
sure your receiver is ALWAYS I mean ALWAYS unplugged (from the fone)

		{1} Unplug your receiver from the
		    fone then try to order a movie
		    it should say something about
		    fone line not present or
		    failing the fone test.
		    This is ok, you want this
		    then say you want to watch
		    'In Lyndas Ass' so you
		    select it, then press 'OK'
		    then it will prompt you to 
		    enter your password, do so
		    then plug your receiver
		    into the fone outlet and
		    click 'OK' then it should
		    say something about a fone
		    test, click ok then it will
		    test your fone line, if it
		    works then click ok and
		    it will bring you back to
		    the guide and select
		    'In Lyndas Ass' again and
		    when prompted for your
		    password enter it and then
		    click 'OK'. The screen
		    should go black for 1 or 2
		    seconds then the movie
		    should start to play. This
		    is when it writes the data
		    containing the movie info.
		    Now unplug your fone line
		    and enjoy your movie.
		    But I highly suggest that
		    everytime you order a movie
		    to throw $4 bucks into a jar
		    and save it just incase
		    someone plugs it in.
		    you wouldn't want a $400
		    bill in the mail :)


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|                              Contact Me                              |
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	Please dont send me if in a week you get a bill for $7 grand
because you watched pornos. Get on your moms excercise bike and lose
some weight and get a girlfriend. Only email me with flames, and other
great things I adore so much.
Email: tracert@haxor.ca


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|                              Dictionary                              |
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	Some people are stupid, some people are slow...
	This is for you all.


........WORD:..........................:DEFINITION.....................

	pov				point of view
	logical				take a guess


2001-05-14