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Life Supply Of Dickies Socks...
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::[KaPtAiN][KiNk]..

...This Isn't A Very Good Scam But WHO GIVES A SHIT!
In The End You Will Be The One Wearing Dickies
Socks And Never Having To Worry About Those
Rubbish Holes In Your Heels, Exposing Your Skin To
Who Knows What...
Anyways.

	
:Go To Your Local Zellers And Proceed To The Sock
Section [DuHh] And Grab A Pair Of Dickies Brand
Socks [YoUr ChOiCe Of GrEy Or WhItE...OoH] And Buy
Them. Get Your Receipt And Bag And Get The Hell Out
Of The Shady Store. Wear Your Most Comfortable Socks
That You Just Purchased For $5.99 Plus Mulruny Taxes.
[MaKe SuRe To SaVe ThE ReCeIpT AnD OrIgInAl PaCkAgE
Or YoU WiLl HaVe To WeAr ThEm TiLl ThEy CaN Be DouSeD
In GaS AnD SeT On FiRe WhIlE YoU DrInK A BeEr]			

When The Socks Have Holes In Them [YoU HaVe A OnE
YeAr GuArAnTeE] Simply Place Them In A Bag With The
Original Reciept And Packaging. Walk Into Zellers
And Tell Customer Service That You Are Not Satisfied
With These Pair Of Socks And You Would a.] Like To
Exchange Them [AnD GeT AnOtHeR PaIr Of SoCkS ThAt
WoUlD LaSt YoU SoMe TiMe WiTh PrOpEr CaRe AnD
AtTeNtIoN] Or b.] Get Your Fucking Money Back [WhIcH
WoUlD BuY YoU A MeAl At SoMe RubbiSh FaSt FoOd JoInT].

.::DoNe::.

08/15/2002