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***********Ward Drivx0ring in the G-hett0.******
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|       |_____ "bustacapinyoass!!"
|    by m0f0  |_____
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shiz0uts to GenderBender for dixcovering wireless netwh0rkin, and leading the 
industry in Anti-anti-virus software.

Yoyoyoyoyoyoy. So, whazzup homez. I wuz lookin' ta reelees this artikul in 
the last ishoo of ch1x0rz1ne, but afta rytin' it all up, I couldn't figger 
out howta fax it to the innah-net. Werd. So, here she iz.

Innahdukshun 
ta 
wardrivin --->	Werd ho. so, evra one knows how ta wardial. Ya hooks a device 
		called a "mowdun" (whish be standin' fo' "mow-dalawn dun-dalawn"
		...fuckin "engineers", those kizatts dunno nuthin.) up ta yer 
		computer an it diZials all these leet pho#'s. dis wun time i 
		wardial'd the whole 1-976 aria code. it was k-r3d.

		ennyh0e, whatevah you lerned about wardiallin, you sh00d forget. 
		Ahz gots the g00dz on w4rdrivin. 1sT 0ff, yous gots ta have a car, 
		or atle4s7 a buspass. the buspass is fo' ridin' the biZZuss. The 
		bus letZYou go to da sto' an buy some grosheri3z, vi5it yo mama, 
		vizi7 mah mama, or G0 WARDRIVN!...

Whatch00 
g0nna 
need --->	You says: "But m0f0, I 4in't gots no computah! How thafuck, 
		amma sposed to do dis sh333AT??".

		WTF j00 talkin 'bout b333zatch. th3 0nly thing j00 needs a computa 
		fo' is da innahnet an' pr0n. see, peepz seem to think ya need all 
		dis fancy, expensuv why-ar-liss an cordliss sheeat to find 
		netwh0rks.

		nah, h0mes. Getch4 self whuts calld a SEEBEE radeo. j00 can get 
		wunna these inna truck, at j3r uncle's cr1b, mebbe even at da 
		st0re...but 0nly suckas go to da st0re beeeatch!

Proseedjer
fo' 
wardrivin-->	so ya gets into da car ya just jackd... I me4n, b0ught... (r1ght 
		5ive-0H?) anyway, ya turn the SEEBEE radi0 switch from "OFF" ta 
		"ON". ah red dis in a f1le wunce sumw4re. d0n be forgettin' it. 
		IT'S IMPOh-TENT!

		now ya drives... drive like a sunnofabitch... j00'll notice k-r4d 
		squeels c0min outta da SEEBEE. deez n0iz's ar cozzed by the difrent 
		nowires netwh0rks j00r passin' by. whatcha needs to do is drive 
		around an ar0und til j00 hears a squeal, then you drives FAST in 
		the direkshin j00 was facin when you heard it. The noiz mite get 
		l0uder, if it duz, go faster, it shood get lowder. Dis meens j00r 
		gettin' close to the network.... jus K33P DR1VIN!

		Wen s0me0ne gets to da netwh0rk befo' gettin bust'd by the 5-0h fo 
		sp33din', dey sh00d lemme kn0w an ah'll add it to dis file. in 
		da meent1me j00 sh00d try i7.

st0rie --->	n0w dis wun time some mothafucker on irc  wuz sayin how the 
		squealz was caused by intafeerens causd by tha cars 
		altanator. ah punt3d hiz ass 0ffa aol. evrywun kn0s dat da 
		altanator is fo' altanatin from g0in' to st0ppin. tha 0nly 
		thing in mah car cozzin innahfeerens would be a rade0, but ah 
		aint gots no rade0 f00!

		PHUCK H1M!

UPDATE:

12/17/02

Dis k-r4d cat on msn done tol' me dis wy-are-liss tip:

VVarden: you know aobut pringles right?
m0f0: no
m0f0: what?
VVarden: add the pringles can to end of your wirdlez and you can craxz into networkz..find the url 4 ju

No lyin', ah tried it mahself an' itz g0ld, y0

'Tha End.