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They are so good, in fact, that I wrote a special story in tribute (plagiarism). It's like a fun game. Let's play. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - once lies - aster - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - certain that she could make her way, the little girl stepped out onto the single stone in the middle of the river, balanced on one small toe, and let her dress fly up in the breeze, like curtains across open windows at 6 o clock in june or 4 o clock in august and sometime in between is when the wind changes and yesterday they destroyed a car, turning it on its back like an exposed turtle, who sits on the rocks to sun itself. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - English and Me - Gnarly Wayne - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - I am an English major and as such, am expected to have quite the command of the English language even though, thus far, I've only taken a few English classes. Everyone still expects me to know everything about grammar and punctuation and all that like there. Even when I was younger, I was expected to excel in my native language. My parents pushed me hard from birth to grasp our spoken tongue like none other. I thought it maybe a tad much when they pushed my first word to be caryatid, but I did not question their logic. As time progressed, my parents starting pushing me harder and harder. My first Speak N' Spell was rigged up to a clever taser system devised by my father. Whenever an incorrect spelling happened, it was doubly insulting. First was the soul shattering beep of discontent from the Speak N' Spell followed by 500 volts of pure electricity. For most of my kindergarten year, I had little hair and a bad case of the shakes. On family game night, the game of Scrabble quickly became a source of terror for me. If I did not score at least 15 points per word, my mother would whip out the cat-o-nine tails and I'd get one lashing for each point I was away from 15. The scars on my face did not heal until I was twenty-one. I dreaded coming home for lunch during grade school as I knew I would be subjected to yet another bowlful of alphabet soup. If I did not form a word of at least six characters in length in under the allotted thirty seconds, my mother would give me some bad ectasty. It made learning in the afternoon very difficult to say the least. My worst memory is of the Grade 6 spelling bee where my dad had a 7.62mm SVD Dragunov sniper rifle trained on my temples. Every so often, he would lower the high powered rifle and run his finger across his throat in a slitting motion. Now well into adulthood, I guess I can't hold too much again them. I know they were just doing it because they wanted me to be the best I could be. Now I have quite a good grasp of English, though at the cost of having very little knowledge or common sense in any other area. All in all, I still think I turned out alright, don't you, guys? Guys? - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - The Adventures of Pumpkin Pie - BMC - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - One fresh spring afternoon, Pumpkin Pie put on her spring dress and her spring bonnet and tied her spring kerchief in a bow around her neck. It was the middle of spring. Pumpkin Pie opened the door and walked outside of her house and into a big beautiful spring meadow. "Ahh, what a beautiful spring day," she said. And it was. It was a beautiful day and it was spring. A soft breeze brushed against her face as she ran through the meadow, skipping and singing. "La!" As she skipped and sang she swung a hand-woven basket in her hand. At the end of the meadow she reached a country road. She began to follow the road, and before long, a car came by. In the car was a man named Charlsie. He said, "Hello, I am Charlsie. Would you like a ride?" Pumpkin Pie said yes, and as they began to drive away, Charlsie ran his hand softly along the curve of her hand-woven basket. Charlsie and Pumpkin Pie eventually reached the city and Pumpkin Pie got out of the car. She walked down the stone-paved streets, in between brick and mortar buildings. She kept walking and walking until she reached the centre of the city. When she got there she looked at the sundial and decided to wait for thirty minutes. The middle of the city was beautiful, with guildhalls and arcades and statues and steeples and belltowers. Fifteen minutes later, a man in a black jacket came up and gave her some money. In return, she gave him what was in her hand-woven basket. Then the man in the black jacket told her that he was an undercover police officer and that she was under arrest for drug trafficking. She tried to run, so I sniped her at 700 metres from the belltower across the big, beautiful, spring courtyard. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - The Neo-Comintern Magazine / Online Magazine is seeking submissions. Unpublished stories and articles of an unusual, experimental, or anti-capitalist nature are wanted. Contributors are encouraged to submit works incorporating any or all of the following: Musings, Delvings into Philosophy, Flights of Fancy, Freefall Selections, and Tales of General Mirth. The more creative and astray from the norm, the better. For examples of typical Neo-Comintern writing, see our website at . Submissions of 25-4000 words are wanted; the average article length is approximately 200-1000 words. Send submissions via email attachment to , or through ICQ to #29981964. 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