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(note: the process often involves an editing stage, but the articles for this issue happened to be perfect.) - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Why Educate the Masses? - Neuro - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - /\ /\ //\\ //\\ // /O // \\// /R // /\ \/ /U // //\\ /E \\// \\/N \/2000\/ - - -- --------- -- - - Why educate the masses? - - -- --------- -- - - by NEURO - - - 09/28/00 ========================================================================== Index: Introduction 1.1: Here's why... ========================================================================== Introduction: This document talks about why those with expirience and knowledge about the scene should educate the newbies and those who don't know the answers. ========================================================================== 1.1: Here's why... The knowledgable need to teach the newbies, but must be careful about how they teach them. The person teaching can't just give all the answers away. They need to coach them towards the answers. If you are a good writer then type everything you've learned so that those who don't know can find out. The problem right now are all the newbies that enter the scene, read 2 or 3 docs, and think they're gods. When you meet newbies, don't just give them the answers, teach them. Teach them how to learn as well. That way, you keep the scene from becoming shallow and lame. When you learn something new or interesting, type it up an upload it someplace where it can made useful. Don't keep secrets when it comes to knowledge. Before you leave the scene for good, write about your expiriences and the things you've learned so that the next generation of newbies will have the chance of knowing what you knew. ========================================================================== This concludes the "Why educate the masses?" document. If you have any questions, comments, or praises (hehe), you can contact me by e-mail. My e-mail address is located at the bottom of the page. Good luck with all your future ventures, read all the tutorials you can (they DO help). - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Avoid birth control for Romantic E(mail) - Ei'det-ik - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Using romantic e-mail to spark the fires of passion. Here's how: 1. wash your hands. 2. wash the computer screen. 3. build up some of that spark by rubbing your chin against the screen. 4. extinguish the fire that broke out on your face. 5. apply a prosthetic face since you are now grossly disfigured. 6. don't try to wake up from a dream, this is really happening. 7. open the e-mail client and start to compose a new e-mail. 8. you may become stumped. Here is what to do if you are creatively impotent. a. Slink to the local poster store. b. Peg the person who chooses the most psychedelically brilliant happy-face posters. c. Get impregnated behind a stack of Archie comics (make sure they are all the ones where Betty is dating Archie and Veronica is stiffed). NOTE: this will work no matter if you are male or female. 9. give birth to a psychedelically creative child. 10. prop it in front of the keyboard. 11. feed it chicken hearts. 12. watch as its little pudgy hands fly. Composing the most stunningly romantic e-mail. 13. send the e-mail. 14. wait, for the response. Things to consider: a. avoid making this child with someone who thinks in pig-latin. b. avoid feeding the child anything other than chicken hearts: you are what you eat. AND Remember: "Sometimes the right word is an emoticon" >:-[ -{9 (Translation: Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel [according to Dave Barry-some guy in cyberspace]) - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - How to Thwart Coalition Forces - Jobe - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Over the last several months, the world has seen dramatic shifts in the global geo-political arena. North Korea has prompted much amusement by trying to carry on the Cold War nuclear weapons threat legacy that the U.S.S.R. brought into fashion from the 1960s until the 1990s; France has raised the ire of Americans by not being a doormat and strongly opposing the U.S.-British plan to launch a military attack on an imaginary enemy that posed about as much risk as Newfoundland does to those countries; and now the success of Operation Iraqi Colonization promises to transform an Arab region that has garnered a reputation for turmoil and repression into a hotbed of retaliation and anarchy. Since the U.S.-Britain coalition/partnership has decimated Iraq while using only a fraction of its military arsenal, other countries that have inflamed the short fuses of these Western powers are naturally concerned that they could be the next targets of their wrath. It is for these nations that I am providing the following public service to demonstrate that joining in the jihad isn't the only solution to their problems: How to Thwart Overeager and Undesirable Coalition Forces from Invading and Occupying your Homeland 1) Put yourself and your fellow indentured servants at the mercy of an egomaniacal control freak (whose Pops helped get him the job as leader of his country) and his acquiescent sidekick. 2) Be willing to put your country in a position where it has to rely on capital from these Western powers, which would compel it to comply with all of its demands before the military becomes involved. 3) Minimize the use of autocratic measures and tyrannical force against your own citizens. 4) Erect statues and monuments honouring such models and products of Western freedom and democracy as Senator McCarthy, O.J. Simpson, David Duke, Ron Jeremy, the board of directors of Enron, members of the Royal Family and Big Brother. 5) Try to repopulate your nation in the future primarily with Caucasians, who are better acquainted with--and tend to be more responsive to--the appropriate social and cultural values of our time. 6) Consider relocating your country away from the persistent turmoil and diversity of the Middle East into a more harmonized and favourable geographic region, such as the North or South Pole, or somewhere in between Canada and Mexico. 7) Remember that economic powers that make up the coalition forces are not interested in the welfare of your people, but rather your country's abundance of resources. Thus, burning all oil wells in your country, clear-cutting all mature-growth forests, and encouraging citizens to defecate in freshwater reservoirs are all effective strategies to deter foreign countries from invading your territory. What not to do: 1) If you are a civilian, avoid being born, raised and acculturated in a non-capitalist and non-Christian society, as this significantly increases your chances of being the victim of a military attack. 2) Show support for fly-by-night, pinko international organizations, such as the United Nations, which discourage and impede Western-style governance in favour of reactionary diplomatic tactics. 3) Adhere strictly to principles of international law that hold world leaders accountable for war crimes when they attack non-military targets. 4) Make public claims to the effect that your country possesses no chemical or biological weapons regardless of how straightforward these claims may be, as coalition forces are often highly suspicious of facts and documented proof, and look disfavourably upon countries that are able to produce such evidence. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - How to Look at John Singer Sargent & Ansel Adams - Ahmed Balfouni - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - The famous society portraitist is actually a master of Impressionism and Post-Impressionism. In addition, he carries on the Anglo-American portrait tradition. The veritable imprecision of his landscapes and city pictures resolves at a distance into a solidity that may be read back at close hand for its brushwork, and the rest. He follows a line from Rembrandt, not Vermeer. So you may have the distinguishing point from Homer. The narrow-minded prejudice that would not see in American pictures anything at all is mistaken. Stieglitz found a perspective that would move the world, like a lever. To this Adams applies a countinghouse discretion in his chiaroscuro, and a thirst for clarity. So he places the camera correctly, dissolves obstacles by burning and dodging with a painter's hand, and it emerges, the picture, with a definitive and pristine expression. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - A Not-So-Technical Manual For Survival in Banff - Spite - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Being a Maritimer, I had never heard much about Banff. But when I decided to move to Alberta and was still in the process of choosing exactly where I wanted to live, a few friends mentioned the awesome times they'd had living in this small resort town. I've been here just over two months now. I've been having a good time, but Banff is definitely not what I was expecting. To be totally honest, I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting. All I'd really heard about was the drunken debauchery and shitty housekeeping jobs. So, I've compiled a manual outlining all the important aspects of resort-town living for any of you who may be considering a stint in the mountains. 1. Preparing for your move to Banff - There are definitely a few things that should be on the "Do Not Leave Home Without" list. This would include: A. Plenty of warm clothing! There is a snowstorm raging as I write this article, on the first day of the May Long Weekend. Apparently there is a summer here, but I don't believe the hype. B. An Umbrella, because when it's not snowing here, it's pissing down rain! C. Necessities. This would include things like deodorant, soap, toilet paper, toothpaste, etc. Imagine the most you ever paid for something like a bar of soap, and then multiply that by about 5. That's approximately what you're going to pay for it here... on sale. D. Lots of extra socks and underwear. The Laundromat here is ridiculously expensive. And you're probably going to have to drag your laundry halfway across town to get it washed. Chances are there will be a time or two where you have to resort to "washing" your clothes in the tub just to get by. 2. Getting a job in Banff - This task is mercifully easy so long as you are able to walk and talk coherently. There is no shortage of jobs here, and if you arrive at the right time you can pretty well have your pick. The minimum wage is laughable, but most places pay at least a dollar or two over that. The hospitality industry is obviously predominant here, but there are also lots of jobs in retail and other service industries. It's a good idea to secure a job before arriving in Banff and then looking for something better once you are situated in town. 3. Housing - Many of the jobs here offer staff accommodations to their employees. While this can be an affordable and very convenient option, it can also be a nightmare. There are lots of staff accomms that are less than decent, and you could be stuck sharing something like a three bedroom apartment with five strangers. This is not to say that all staff accomms are terrible. Some of them are better than anything you could find to rent here in town. As for renting a place of your own, it can be pretty difficult to find anything affordable. Most people who rent share an apartment with a few roommates to cut down on the very high rent costs. There is also a bit of a housing shortage here, and so you might be hard pressed to find anything to rent, especially in the summer. Your best bet is to start a couple months before the summer rush. Most places require at least the first month's rent, and a damage deposit, so start saving those pennies now! 4. Entertainment in Banff - There's quite a variety of things to do here in Banff. One favorite of the locals seems to be drinking. There's a rather absurd amount of bars here, considering the size of the town. There is a special on drinks somewhere different pretty well every night of the week, and so you don't need to spend a fortune on booze. You do need to watch out for yourself though, if you are prone to "picking up." Banff is well-known for its extremely high rate of STDs. And if drinking is not your thing, there are plenty of other very interesting things to do on your days off. There are lots of hiking trails, ski hills, hot springs, and other outdoor adventures to experience. Banff is also full of history, and so there are several museums and points of interest all over town. 5. Everyday life in Banff - Living here isn't extremely different from anywhere else, but there are definitely some noticeable differences. You will need to familiarize yourself with the wildlife that calls this area home so that you will not put yourself in any kind of danger. The last thing anyone wants is to be remembered as "that dude the cougar ate a few years back." Banff is actually a national park, and so you need to abide by the rules. This includes things like respecting the wildlife and keeping the town litter-free. There are even ashtrays along the main streets for you to butt out in. Another good thing to know is that Banff is a very transient place. People come and go all the time. It's nice to make friends, but you probably shouldn't get too attached to anyone. Things may be going great, and then two weeks later your friend has left town. You also need to get used to the fact that locals are pretty much walking information sources and maps for the many tourists who come through town. If you look like a local, you can expect to be asked for directions on a pretty regular basis. All in all, life in Banff can be a great experience. The best things to have are an open mind and an easy-going personality. Things may not always go the way you want them to, but they're definitely easy to turn around. And the striking beauty of the mountains can make you forget the bad day you're having. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - How to How - Melatonin - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Ingredients: scissors tape parsley 120+ IQ TLC that good old Southern can-do spirit salt So, you want to How? Well then look no further than this article, because I think I have exactly what it is you're looking for. If not, look up or down because I'm pretty sure my colleagues have everything else you're looking for. If that still doesn't work, go to the library and do the legwork yourself, you fucking crybaby. (Note: Dance, monkey. I can see your nostrils.) Step #1: Spread out the contents of your purchase and make sure everything has been included in your package. You should have: four screws four smaller screws some bent silver things (platters?) wood bubble wrap (happy birthday, child) various instruction manuals warranty cards (one should be pink) It STUDIO HEAD: "I've been in this business thirty years, kid, and you have It." STARLET: "It? What's It?" STUDIO HEAD: "Moxie, kid, moxie. Now shut up and blow me." (Missing any of these items? Call the How to How Hotline at 1-800-340-762?.) Step #3: Hey, wait, what happened to Step #2? Step #2: I'm over here. Step #3: What are you doing over there? Step #2: I'm just chillin'. Step #4: Build a time machine, go back to the 1930s, and kill Hitler (with kindness). HITLER: Goodness! Another peanut butter-jelly sandwich? What have I done to deserve such kindness? YOU: Enjoy your meal, heh heh. HITLER: (mouth full) Mmph, mmm. What did you say? YOU: You have gorgeous eyes. Step #5: Add a dash of pepper to your noonday fruit for a surprising flavour lift. Step #6: Repeat Step #5. Step #7: Repeat Step #6. Step #8: Now your fruit tastes horrible and you've thrown it in the trash. Good job, fruit waster. Step #9: Check yourself into Pepper Addicts Anonymous. This is the first step on the road to recovery. The Road to Recovery Step #1: Completed. Step #2: It's a scary thing, I know. You look around and all you see is this haunting circle of sad, pallid faces. "I'm not like them," you think. "I don't have a problem." Some poor slob in the corner still has a few beads of pepper stuck to the side of his lip. "What a pathetic, pepper-addicted fool," you think. But wait! That's no slob in the corner, it's a mirror! You're staring at yourself. Yes, that's right, you are that pathetic fool. Accept it. Know it. Live it. Then, perhaps, you can begin to move on. Step #3: Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, baby. That would be the Nile, or tha Nile, or as I sometimes like to refer to it when I'm cruising through the hood, da Nile. Example: ME: Yo my homies, what up? GANGSTA ONE: Fuck you, white boy. ME: No no my main man, you got it all wrong. I'm one of those cool white boys, like Cary Grant. GANGSTA TWO: Don't make me shoot you in the teeth. ME: Ha ha, good one Rico. GANGSTA TWO: My name is Carlos. ME: Any of you guys wanna borrow my book on Egyptian agriculture? There's a great chapter on da Nile. GANGSTA ONE: Da Nile? Wow, you are hardcore. ME: To the fucking bone, G. Step #4: Recognize that steps one through three are saying the exact same thing, then make this witty observation to the most attractive person in the room. Compliment his/her pepper tattoo. Leer, but only a little. If they respond, congratulations, you are worthy of being liked! If they slap you across the face, press charges. Step #5: There is no Step #5. CONGRATULATIONS, ADDICT! Your first feeble attempt at self-improvement is over. Now go home and finish that How to How kit so you can finally accomplish something with your life, like learning how to ride those crazy wind sails. Man, those look like fun. sigh. No One Reads The Instructions Anyway (This Side in Japanese) Step #10: Like the letter T with two lines through it; a little picture of a house; some squiggles; what you'd get if the letter Q mated with a fence; that T symbol again; some carrots hopping; etc. For online support, go elsewhere. Copyright 2003 How to How Industries. Buy Our Objects. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Hovercrafts: A Technical Builder's Guide - Gnarly Wayne - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Table of Contents 1. Introduction a. Forward b. Message From The Author 2. Hovercraft Background a. History b. Myths c. Facts 3. Hovercraft Advantages/Disadvantages a. Advantages b. Disadvantages 4. Hovercraft Types a. Recreational b. Commercial c. Military 5. Construction a. Materials b. Planning c. Building 6. Legality a. Driving Zones b. Disclaimer 7. Epilogue ========================================================================== 1. Introduction a. Forward The documentation herein details the construction, and usage, of the vehicular device known as a hovercraft. Material components, blueprints, and zoning laws are all included in this precise and articulant manual. b. Message From The Author Hovercrafts are sweet. ========================================================================== 2. Hovercraft Background a. History Hovercrafts have been around for many centuries. The first crude hovercraft was devised by the ancient Mayans around 500 CE. This was done by attaching people to big logs with a chair attached atop it. The people would then take deep breaths to expand their lungs, enabling them to float on water, snow, sand, or jagged rocks. Movement was achieved by attaching people to a large wheel and then spinning the wheel, and then the people would breath out or flap their arms or something. Some would say that hovercrafts have come a long way since then, but not really. b. Myths Hovercrafts have always carried with them a certain awe and ooh. Since the days when witches starting using them to escape from witchhunters, people have always associated hovercrafts with the "dark arts." As a result, many untruths have been attached to these "gentle beasts." MYTH: Hovercrafts contain eels. Totally false, unless someone puts eels in them. MYTH: Hovercrafts can fly. Why, the word "hover" comes from the ancient Middle English word "hoveren" which means "almost flying but just off by a smidgen." MYTH: Hovercrafts are dumb. Inanimate objects are always smarter than people. Inanimate objects do not kill or otherwise mistreat each other for no good reason. MYTH: Hovercrafts are only for the rich or for thieves who steal them. Hovercrafts are easy for anyone to build or steal. c. Facts I was going to do a MYTH / FACT part in the above section, but doing it this way gets me an additional chapter and makes it look more technical just because it looks longer. FACT: Hovercrafts are sweet. Yes, they are! FACT: Hovercrafts are easy to drive. That's right! FACT: Hovercrafts get lots of ladies (or guys). And if you're lucky, maybe it'll share one with you! FACT: BOOYAKKA! Hovercrafts! ========================================================================== 3. Hovercraft Advantages/Disadvantages a. Advantages Hovercrafts offer many bonuses and powerups over more conventional modes of transportation. The following advantages are taken from an actual website about hovercrafts (www.hoverwork.com) - While very unlikely to occur, it is possible to hover over animals or birds without causing any injury. (I don't know about you, but if I was a bird or an animal and a hovercraft went over me, I'd have severe mental injuries even if no physical ones) - Grasses and reeds depressed but will grow back. (What they don't tell you is that the medical bills for Prozac is phenomenal) - No 'scarring' of land. (I wouldn't even know where to begin scarring land even if I knew how to scar land) - Hovercraft noise levels are below those generated by helicopters. (Just in case you were torn between building a hovercraft or a helicopter, because the two are so very similar) - Hovercraft noise level data is available. (Great! What?) b. Disadvantages None! ========================================================================== 4. Hovercraft Types a. Recreational Really, whenever you are in a hovercraft, it's a recreational good time. HAhHAhAHh. The majority of you will fall into this category. Hovercrafts are meant for good times with friends and partying and driving over all kinds of shit. Hovercraft parties are the absolute best. Say your friend was going to come to your party, but on his way in, his car was suddenly surrounded by nineteen man-eating, bloodthirsty lions? No prob. Just bring the party to him. The lions will totally be down with the party atmosphere as well. You could be tearing down the #1 highway and all the people driving on it will be so jealous of your party and then feel even worse when you drive right over their car and they are engulfed in complete blackness and all they can hear is the muffle thumping of bass from your party and the sound of people laughing and drinking. And if the cops come to try to put a damper on your plans, you give veer off the road and ride into some farmer's field. If they get the army after you, you just tear off into the ocean and hide behind some islands. But don't let the party die. b. Commercial Unless your cargo is booze and people with booze, you should just forget this option. Look at me, I'm a stupid nerd and I'm using my hovercraft to haul fucking oranges around like a big dork. c. Military A military hovercraft for strictly fighting would totally be dumb, but having a few guns or trebuchets aboard could totally impress partygoers and also help in keeping the police at bay. If your budget is low, just try soldering a shotgun to the side and attach a big rope to the trigger and carry the rope around with you. ========================================================================== 5. Construction a. Materials The following is a material list for the AR-118 model Type V Hovercraft, a very versatile and multi-purpose frame. - some wood - big pile of stainless steel rebar. - some sticky stuff to put it together (glue?) - comfy chair - couple giant fans or a crapload of normal fans - fully stocked bar and bartender - strobe lights, mist machine, and dance floor - D.J. Gnarly Wayne b. Planning Real men don't need plans to create something. Real women don't need plans either, so I don't know why they always want to "plan" stuff. c. Building Just slap it all together. It's pretty intuitive. Fans go on back, chair goes on top, Gnarly Wayne goes in bar, etc. ========================================================================== 6. Legality a. Driving Zones The law states that civilians owning hovercrafts cannot enter towns or cities or basically anywhere people are. So what if I do? What tha fuck ya gonna doooooo, Mr. President? b. Disclaimer The Neo-Comintern takes full responsibility for all parties and good times that result from any hovercrafts resulting from this manual. ========================================================================== 7. Epilogue Is an epilogue really appropriate for a technical manual? I didn't think so. - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - Creating a Real-Life Epiphany in 20 Steps - BMC - - - - -- -------===========================------- -- - - - - 1) There are a lot of people in society that don't give a hang for anyone but themselves. We do not like these people for obvious reasons. You may be one of those people right now, but if you follow every instruction in this guide you will not be for long. 2) I would like you to try this: 3) Shed whatever ambitions you currently have and quit your job, school, whatever else. 4) Get a new job, school, etc. Now you have made a fresh start in life. Congratulations! You have completed step 4! Move on to step 5! 5) Within the first week of your new job or class, find one person that you like and one person that you don't like. Polarize them. Really hate the person you don't like. Do it one-sidedly. Fall in love with the other person, feel it unconditionally. In your eyes they can do no wrong! 6) For one year, observe the things that these people do while keeping your interaction with them to a minimum. Don't interact with them at all if possible. Once per week, write 100 words about each of them, all negative things about the person you hate and all positive things about the person you love. Chronicle their lives, but always keep it short and concise. 7) Do not tell anyone about your experiment, not even your close friends. Let your notions about the two people grow within your mind and journal only. Do not pollute the purity of your ideas with fact or reason. 8) By the end of the year you should have about 5,000 words about each of them. 9) Now quit your job or class. 10) Read the 5,000 words about each. Think about whether it was really fair for you to think of each so onesidedly. It wasn't! 11) Discover that you've grown sick of the person you've had to write praises about every week. 12) Discover that now that you'll never see the person you hate again, you'll kind of miss complaining about them. 13) Wonder what you were thinking about to write such one-sided things about them. Get mad at the anonymous writer of this technical manual. 14) Try to get your old job back again. 15) Ask the one you hated out on a date. After the date, show them the journal you wrote about them. Study their reaction closely. 16) Show the one you loved the journal you wrote about them. After you have sex, brush them off. 17) Submit your journal and a description of your sexual acts to The Neo-Comintern and share your wisdom with the masses. 18) Never view people onesidedly again. 19) Feel good about yourself for having become a wiser person. 20) Take a break. You've earned it! 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