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                                 This Issue:
                     A Shout Out To The People On The Sun

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                                EDITOR'S NOTE

        Awww jeah.  When you have done an interview with rap n roll hero
MC Serch, what else can be said?  WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAWAWAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

                                         but i guess that's about it.

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                              INTERVIEW WITH GOD
                            by BMC and Gnarly Wayne

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This is an interview with M.C. Serch done at that big Nazi prison death camp
where all the cool people hang out.
Interviewers: Gnarly Wayne & Da BMC

Gnarly Wayne: So, M.C. Serch, how did you first break out into the rap game?

Le €MB: Yeah and why do you give props to Scott LaRock?  Do you think that it
        will make "Return of The Product" a better song?

Gnarly Wayne: And did you buy that string and bamboo or did you build it
              yourself?

Le €MB: And what type of fluid did you drop like a chemist?  I believe that
        it is some sort of chemical fluid, but I am unable to discern which
        kind it might be.

Gnarly Wayne: What is a cactus? Can you show us what one looks like?

Le €MB: What did you do with the jacket you wore in "Portrait Of An Artist
        As A Hood"?  Did that dirt come off when you washed it?

Gnarly Wayne: Do you really have soul coming out of your asshole?

Le €MB: People say that you look like a white boy but you're a def MC, but we
        know that this isn't true.  Can you elaborate on this?

Gnarly Wayne: As I understand, you have no friends, but thats all RIIIIGHT?

Le €MB: What about your people on the MoOn?  Do you want to take the time to
        give propz to the MonTstaRz?

Gnarly Wayne: Why didn't you name the group "Three Hard Dicks"?

Le €MB:  It is rumoured that you are going to do a new album in the 0-0 f
         eaturing artists such as Dubmatique and Prozac.  We know it's true,
         so just give us the details or get your ass kicked.

Gnarly Wayne: Is Dan your illegitamite son?

Le €MB: When you and Professor Griff collaberated and dropped the "Ebony and
        Ivory" remake, is it true that a sexual affair resulted from it?

Gnarly Wayne: What's with the springboard sound in "Brooklyn-Queens"?

Le €MB: Level with us. There's really no such a person as Chantal, and you
        just made it all up so that the world would think that you weren't
        a 30 year old virgin, right?

Gnarly Wayne: On the inside leaflet for "Return of the Product", were you
              really suprised when that picture was taken, or where you just
              faking, much like Chantal faked on your wedding night?

Le €MB: It was pretty cool, we macked her at the same time and shit.  How
        does that make you feel?

Gnarly Wayne: When you went into the studio, didn't you already know that you
              were recording a Gas Face lyrical remix? Why did you have to
              ask?

Le €MB: So what have you been up to today?  Nice weather today, isn't it?

Gnarly Wayne: Will you make a web site for me?

Le €MB: Please leave us alone. 
                               
                    
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Issue #7 June 9th, 1999