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                                 This Issue:
                             Goodbye, Cruel MIR

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                                EDITOR'S NOTE

        Well, guess what?  Since the MIR Space Station (not to be confused
with the Space Station that features "The Conspiracy Guy" and "Star Track")
has been abandoned and the cosmonauts have landed, we have to release this
issue before it becomes obsolete.  Pax.


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                              DROPPIN IGNORANCE

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        "My dick is like the planet Earth; everybody's on it"
-Canibus, "Family"

        There are a couple of Russians up on the MIR space station, so that
is not completely true.

(Note: at the time of publishing, the cosmonauts of the MIR space station
have returned to Earth, so Canibus is no longer droppin ignorance on this
fact... as of 3:50AM MT they have been on Earth for 20 minutes)

        "Way up high on a rooftop; like a bird I'm having evil thoughts"
-Eazy Muthafuckin E, "Neighbourhood Sniper"

         Birds having evil thoughts?  Yeah, that was cool, E!  heh heh, I
mean it, now please put that gun away.


        "I don't know how to sleep"
-Jay-Zee, "Hard Knock Life"

        Sleeping is a basic motor skill.  No, in fact, it is less than a
motor skill.  It is just something that happens when you're tired.  Perhaps
if you are having trouble sleeping, you should just listen to your boring
album.


        "A universe without light is lightless. That's why I always take time
to write this."
-Maestro Fresh Wes, "Drop The Needle"

        This bewilders me.  To try to comprehend it is to go MAD.  This first
line is weird but alright on it's own, cause it's true.  A universe without
light WOULD be lightless.  But to always take time to write this?  What could
Maestro mean?  That without light, the world would be dead, but it's not, so
he writes rhymes?


        "I sit alone in my four-cornered room."
-Geto Boyz, "My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me"

        Self explanitory.


        "Sun could be shining, sun could be showering"
-Maestro Fresh Wes, "Drop The Needle"

        Maestro, could the sun REALLY be showering?  Think about that!


        "I fell to the ground with blood on my hands and didn't understand,
how a nigga so young could bust a cap.  I used to be the same way back."
-Doctor Drizzay, "Lil Ghetto Boy"

        Ummm... if he used to be the same, shouldn't he understand then?


        "Kids O.D. and cause a family grief over the marijuana plant"
-Young M.C., "Just Say No"

        I would like to see the research to back this up.


        "O.K.  The way kids are living is one hundred percent European.
African kids put down the Nintendo joystick right now."
-Speech of Arrested Development, "Children Play With Earth"

        What really has to be said but that Nintendo is a Japanese
corporation?
 

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Issue #9 August 8th, 1999