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                           Waffle Whore House Review

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                                EDITOR'S NOTE

        Yep, I know it's been almost a year since we've released anything,
so here it is.  We're releasing 4 new files that detali some of the most
important (yet somehow overlooked) STO events of 99-2000.

Oh yeah, make sure to check PDW out at http://mp3.com/pimpdaddywelfare

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                                 WHO IS PDW?
                                  McPhisto

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        At first listen I wondered what the hell Pimp Daddy Welfare was
talking about because in the first lines he mentions he has his skillet and a
wooden spoon.  Puzzled, yet still curious about the fine talent that could be
hidden behind the ingenious name, I continued to listen.  I could sense the
pain and anguish that has been stored inside this fine musician, pain and
anguish that can't be kept in anymore, pain and anguish that will be used to
write one of the finest amateur raps I've ever heard.

        Pimp Daddy continues, bringing up the rap little by little until it
explodes into a climax of phat rhymes and amazing flow.  Immediately we see
that the rapper feels as though he has his image to fulfill, that he won't be
taken lightly, that his business is serious business.  Who can argue such
lines as  "Cookin at the Waffle House, I'm cookin up a fat rock of crack" and
"I wanna get drunk, real fucking drunk man, drunk as a skunk, drunker than a
skunk that's really drunk.  I wanna get so goddamned drunk that you can
smell my drunk funk from like, 50 miles away..."?  Pimp Daddy then terminates
the verse with the most direct, mean punching line in the song, "And I want
some mothafuckin waffles too.".

        The rap proceeds into the chorus and it is here that Pimp Daddy shows
us his real mission at the Waffle House.  He tells us that he's cookin at the
Waffle House as well as pursuing some sort of sexual relation.  We are also
given a glimpse at what could be a possible ass fetish Pimp Daddy has buried
deep within his psychie.  Even though the song continues to build intensity,
it begins to spin into a downward spiral of lust and captivity.  We see that
the anguish, pain, and lust that has built up inside Pimp Daddy has finally
taken him over and assumed any control.

        Although the song remains consistent in verse:chorus ratio, the
hatred and aggressiveness continues to grow throughout the song as well as
the flow and rhyme.  There is definitly talent buried deep within in Pimp
Daddy... somewhere... if he will ever uncover this talent is something that
only he will ever know.  But I believe it is fair to say that this young,
striving musician has come along way since the days he was shaving his head
and listening to nothing but Pantera and Sepultura.  I think it is fair to
say that I give this song two squeeks becuase it is truly amazing.
 

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Issue #12 December 10th, 2000