This is a collection of some of the lame/stupid/funny/etc. mail
that I have recieved, regarding the Whacked Mac Archives. Unfortunatly
alot of the good stuff was lost recently due to a hard drive crash
which is one of the reasons I decided to start this collection.
I'll be adding to it over time as more of this crazy mail comes
in. It is provided here, in chronological order, for your ammusement
and as an example of what NOT to send as mail lest you be added to the list. I have made no
changes to the letters except for the email names or other identification
means. I have left the domain names alone so you can see where
the majority of them come from. Enjoy.
This file has been split into two sections The old stuff (MAR96
to JAN97) is here..
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 15:39:53 -0600
From: john.smith@misslink.net
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: ...
What is the point of having a five user limit? Well, maybe you could
help me out, ya YOU! Ok, this is what I'm looking for. I have two
computers. One is a pc, one is a mac...I have hackin stuff on the pc,
but i need some stuff for my mac. I wanna be able to kill and nuke
all people. Like on IRc or something...hey!!!!!! LALALA!!! Anyone in
there!!!!
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Nope, No in here. Sorry.
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Date: Thu, 27 Nov 1997 08:32:31 +0300
From: Vlad Boris <alienman@chat.ru>
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: help
Tell me all codes pleas.
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Codes? Codes? We don't need no stinking codes!
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Date: Fri, 14 Nov 1997 00:41:16 -0700
From: Colon Gally <gally@c-zone.net>
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: You have saved my life
To the Honorable Mr. Whacked:
As I read through the vast and ubiquitous expanse of lamer expressions
which you have stored inside your Portion of Cyber-Space I gasp
with a
vitreous and despairing angst at
their departures from the Protocol of Reason. Do they not realize
that
the power of your gaze can unlock the gates of the Pentagon, that
you
are not merely a little toy for them to drain the knowledge of?
But why
belabor the obvious. I say to all of you lamers, who,
relative to Mr. Whacked, even include my humble Self, I say to
you,
remember this:
I was wandering naked and cold in the wilderness when Whacked
found me.
He took me in and enclosed me in a silvery-green blanket of silicon
and
nursed me back to health. It took many months, but he did it,
and he
did not stop there, no; he saved my brain from the doctrine of
Lamer
Reasoning as well. I owe my life to him. Remember that, children.
Remember that it is better to listen to his soothing words than
to
blather on and on with your foolish questions. Listen and think.
It is
the way.
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Some of you people are taking this shit waaay to seriously.
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Date: Wed, 12 Nov 1997 23:46:24 -0500
From: Joeseph Rivers <JoesephR@Technologist.com>
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: YOU RULE!!!
your cool how long have you been working with macs???Ived been
since i
was 4!!! well anyway what software do you use for the ftp using
your old
mac???i also colect old macs!!!THEY RULE!!!!i personlly use my
PowerBook100!!!it rules!!! i will buy your cd it rules!!!!(as
soon as i
have money!!) anyway write me back!!! I could also get you more
software
and some Warez to add to your colection!!!(as soon as i get my
new
mac{very soon ill mail you as soon as i do}) ok mail me back C-Ya
Your newly found friend
Joeseph Rivers
(Mac Addict 4 Life)
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Dude!!!! You Rule!!!! PowerBookk 100s Rule!!! Everything just
RULES man!!!!
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From: JEDIidiot@aol.com
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 1997 17:35:42 -0400 (EDT)
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: Re: please send...
what is ftp?
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Everyone is going to think I made that up.
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From: pixie <pixie@impulse.net>
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 20:26:21 -0800
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: Tapes #379 & #381
hi can u send me tape #379 and #381, but please wrap it in a plain
package
becauze i dont want my mom to know im getting that sort of stuff
through the
mailm, but i think i am old enogh.
thank you
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Tapes? I think you sent this to the wrong place man. Try using
both hands on the keyboard. It helps.
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From: chrome dome <dumb@tig.com.au>
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 21:04:19 +0000
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: 7.77777777777
looking for my dog his name is sys7.6 and his partner 7.7
have you seen them in your travells because i caN NOT SEE THEm
in your
backyard?
thanks
are you experienced?
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Attention, Wannabe! Put down the keyboard and slowly step away
from the computer!
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From: "S.K. Sockit" <156289ss@student.eur.nl>
Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 20:43:46 -0800
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: hi
nice files. what do i do with them to open/download them? no humor
please
i'm from holland.
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What, they don't allow humor in Holland?
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From: Willie McGee <wmcgee@concentric.net>
Date: Sat, 01 Feb 1997 17:06:34 +0000
To: whacked@l0pht.com
Subject: I need a site
Do u know a site where i can d/l the game macfoxes.sit?!? I really
need
it please.
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You 'need' it? What your imagination not working? Damn, just go
buy a magazine.
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